Not for lack of things to say

I have plenty of stories... Believe me... I've probibly forgotten more entertaining stories in the last week than I've writeen about over the last 3.5 years..

But then we come to the reason why, if I have so many stories, my pages have been static the last few weeks..

Cuz I'm le tired and looking at words just doesnt do it for me when I'm tired...

But Morga requested and I shall oblige (more or less because I feel guilty about not dropping my rings off in person)...

But they shall be in point form..

- A middle aged man parked himself by the sandwich station and threw relish packets at me whenever my back was slightly turned to him..

- A meth addict snapped and went into a rage because I didn't have matches yet (apparently he should have known that I wouldnt have matches since they hadnt been invented yet)

- A lady of the night refused to pay for the sandwich she originally picked out because I had contaminated it (how did I contaminate it, you ask? by using the upc scanner)

- A guy came in begging us to give him change for the phonebooth.. the catch... he just wanted the money... he didnt want to exchange currency into a phonebooth friendly form... After begging and pleading and getting nowhere, he goes outside... comes back in 5 minutes later to rifle through our sandwich selection... We question him about his lack of money... "oh yeah"... he leaves... Comes back in, 5 minutes later... "Could I use your microwave? I forgot I had this sandwhich in my car"... Check... yup, it looks like one of our sandwiches... check... yup... one of our sandwhiches is missing from the rack (we had just recieved our nightly sandwhich order... so noticing out of place sandwhiches is pretty easy)... "no... please leave the sandwhich and leave..."

- A lady came in, purchased a few items, and then started to leave... paused... "didnt you say it was $13.74?" "yes ma'am..." "you only gave me 6.26..." *shakes head* "WELL?!?!" "well what?"
"aren't you gonna give me the rest of my change?" and it continued on from there...

Such is my life...