So, yesterday, I did something I never thought I would ever do...
I, with some of my friends, chose to endure the pain and uncomfort that results from chugging four (yes 4) litres of milk...
Now, I know youre thinking "what an idiot" but we took a lot of things into consideration...
1) the basic-ness of the milk would neutralize the stomache acid (so as to limit the damage to our body as the milk inevitably comes back up)
2) the location was a lawn, so as to allow us t puke freely without worry of having to scrape up the puke ice afterwards
3) the competition was held before breakfast, so as to limit the amount of chunk present in the yahk fluid
I must say, the event was a success. I may not have won, but in the hearts and minds of the 20 or so people who had congregated to watch us make fools of ourselves, we were all winners
I finished a good 5 minutes behind the winner, not something Im proud of, but I am certainly not going to feel dissappointed about 4 litres in 20 minutes...
One way I did win was in dynamic of the puking. i had a very large spray, good pressure and a wide coverage area. I, by far, puked the most... Something I am very grateful for, as I did not have to endure th hours f pain and pot competition cookie tosses.
Oh... Something I forgot t mention, not only did we drink milk, we were drinking homo milk... Thats right 3.25% fatty goodness -I couldnt find half/half in a four litre jug >=/
Oh well
Oh.... And I got the RA job again, found out yesterday (go me!)
Wednesday, March 30, 2005
Friday, March 25, 2005
#10
it appears that i am #10 in regards to slurpee machines on yahoo.com
http://ca.search.yahoo.com/search?vc=&p=slurpee+machines
If that works, you should be referred to a search page that shows that top results for "slurpee machines" of which, I am the 10th...
I suppose I should have some sort of party...
This is the closest I will ever be to famous
7-11 had better look out...
http://ca.search.yahoo.com/search?vc=&p=slurpee+machines
If that works, you should be referred to a search page that shows that top results for "slurpee machines" of which, I am the 10th...
I suppose I should have some sort of party...
This is the closest I will ever be to famous
7-11 had better look out...
Kiddie Takedown
No you kid touchers, I mean fight.
Rules, VERSION 1.5:
- The arena you are fighting in is the size of a tennis court. The walls are padded.
- You aren't allowed to touch the walls or use them as a weapon (Bashing their head against the wall, etc.)
- When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. If a kid is knocked unconscious, or is in a physical state that does not allow him to continue, they are "out."
- I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy and aged 5-7.
- The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of "counter-tactics" training.
- There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup.
- The kids are motivated enough by their hand to hand conbat training to not be afraid of you, or any bloodshed they witness. So this way there is no option for them to chicken out and make it easier for you.
How many kids do you think you could take down?
I copied this from a forum i frquent... I thought it was genius...
So how many...
Considering my arm length, and my physical status, I thihnk I could get through about 20 or so before I succame to the wrath that ankle biters can forge...
How bout you?
Rules, VERSION 1.5:
- The arena you are fighting in is the size of a tennis court. The walls are padded.
- You aren't allowed to touch the walls or use them as a weapon (Bashing their head against the wall, etc.)
- When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. If a kid is knocked unconscious, or is in a physical state that does not allow him to continue, they are "out."
- I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy and aged 5-7.
- The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of "counter-tactics" training.
- There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup.
- The kids are motivated enough by their hand to hand conbat training to not be afraid of you, or any bloodshed they witness. So this way there is no option for them to chicken out and make it easier for you.
How many kids do you think you could take down?
I copied this from a forum i frquent... I thought it was genius...
So how many...
Considering my arm length, and my physical status, I thihnk I could get through about 20 or so before I succame to the wrath that ankle biters can forge...
How bout you?
Tuesday, March 08, 2005
Words of Wisdom
not my own, but here goes:
"No one likes to create a storm on calm waters but a semblence of moral fibre and feeling for your fellow man, one should not just stand by and allow or enable evil to run rampant among the good and the innocent.
It takes courage to come forward and speak the truth, especially when you know it will cause tears and heartache, but isn't it better to spill the spoiled food than to silently and knowingly withhold the truth while others continue to partake in the poison?
Under the heading of 'right action' comes courage to do what is right. I urge you to use yor discretion while doing what is right, and calmly brace against the inevitable cross winds stirred by the initial decision (and its effects) for the right action."
Amen, anyone?
"No one likes to create a storm on calm waters but a semblence of moral fibre and feeling for your fellow man, one should not just stand by and allow or enable evil to run rampant among the good and the innocent.
It takes courage to come forward and speak the truth, especially when you know it will cause tears and heartache, but isn't it better to spill the spoiled food than to silently and knowingly withhold the truth while others continue to partake in the poison?
Under the heading of 'right action' comes courage to do what is right. I urge you to use yor discretion while doing what is right, and calmly brace against the inevitable cross winds stirred by the initial decision (and its effects) for the right action."
Amen, anyone?
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