A is for Alcohol... and lots of it... man were there ever a lot of stupid people today...
"each pack of cigarettes is $10"
"yes?"
"well, then you cant count, you gave me $30.30 back"
"i can assure you, I can count, but when yuo apply a discount [for purchasing two packs] it usually ends up being less then normal..."
B is for bootleg... Because buying a pair of brand new Diesel jeans for $20 from a person who would not buy diesel jeans in the first place, cannot supply a purchase receipt (or even a gift receipt), and tries to steal a case of water from our display isn't suspicious at all... nope, not a bit...
C is for crack pipe... which we found in a bag left by a customer... We also found several brands of condoms, some gay porno DVD's, and an issue of American Hunter magazine... Must've been quite the night... The cops thought so too (we were searching through to look for identification... which ceased as soon as we found Señor Tubo)...
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what-cha suppose their gonna do with all those condoms???
*giggle giggle*
There is part of me that swears you must be making this up and a part of me that is in awe of the things you get to experience man. I realize these stories are gleaned from a lot of uneventful hours but dude you have the BEST stories.
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