Skittles

This is gonna have to be a short one cuz im really tired...

So, if you are looking around for something to eat, and all you are finding is engine oil, air fresheners and lightbulbs (well.. only if you're in my store that is) you are in the automotive section.

And, if perchance you find soemthing particularly edible... like say a bag of skittles... in and amongst the various automtive fluids and gadgets, and this bag of skittles is the only bag of skittles, and there are no signs that say 'SKITTLES HERE!' then chances are, the skittles have been moved by another customer and then ditched (rather than walking the 6 feet to where the skittles are supposed to go).

And for the record, I will no honour the price underneath the location where the skittle bag was found. The skittles were not put there intentionally, they were not by a sign that said 'SKITTLES ARE NOW THE PRICE OF CHEAP AUTOMOTIVE THINGS' and for all I know, those skittles have been nowhere but the shelf where theyre supposed to be and in your hand (you lying sack of horse feces)...

Correct me if I'm wrong, but if you work at a majour department store, and the customer says there is a descrepancy between the scanned price and the item price the customer can't say "Oh, I found this 24lb turkey in with the bulk penny candies... So it has to be $0.05"

Ugh... i fear Im nto making any sense... Sleep now...