Damn It Feels Good to be a Gangster

So this post is completely of the copy and paste variety... So just so that there isn't any type of miunderstanding, none of the words (other than this preamble) are of my own thought. Neither are the images. They have been taken, more or less directly (to avoid bandwidth problems, I'm hosting them on my own PBucket account), from the Nexopia page of DaveCoulier. I thought these were amazingly funny, and needed to be shared with the world...

Enjoy (I know Share will)

"Tired of being a no-body? Tired of nobody taking you seriously because you're just a nice boy?



With these easy steps you can become a bad ass gangster like Fiddy Cent and Tu Pac (No folks, Tu Pac is not a Pokemon, he is apparantly a "gangster") Follow these steps and you will find yourself barking at the bro's dat be hittin on yo hoe's.

Step Wizzle
-Find yo-self a purr of CLEAN boxer briefs (yo not gonna scare da kids wit a buncha skids) and place them on yo head wit da ass end towards da front of yo face




Step Tizzle
-Grab an elastic band and tie the legs of the drawers tight around yo head so it hangs out the back. Now you have yo own bad ass doo-rag





Step Tree
-Y'all need a bit of dental work hurr. Who ever said that chocolate is bad fo yo teef






Step Fo'
-et yo ass to da local Shoppers Drug Mart and find yo-self some bandaids. This can be used to cover up yo acne or hairy ass mole that people may not find vurry threating





Step Fizzle
-Y'all don't want too many bandaids on yo face otha wise y'all look like ya'll been losin da fights not popping some caps in otha gangsta's asses. Now I recomend that y'all axe yo dad fo some electrical tape for any remaining acne or moles




Step Sizzle
-Y'all gotta get yo daddies watch and attach it to yo neclace so you got some bling bling. Gangstas love to know what time it is and love lookin at thurr chests to check da time. If y'all really want something special, get yo old ass Boy Scout uniform outta the closet and get yo gold chain and wear dat as yo bling bling





Step Sezzle
- Finally y'all need a bad ass Gat. Now, wit da gun registries and all it may be hard to get one, but you can use any ol' gun round da house for dis. I found dis ol' water pistol and all y'all gotsta do is tell da G's you got vinegar loaded in dis gat and y'all will bust a cap in thurr eye's




Now dat is how y'all become a gangsta like me. Hope y'all payed attention hurr today. I'll be seein y'all on da streets. Payce"

As I said, not my own idea, and I will not try to pass it off as such... They belong to the person under the profile name DaveCoulier on Nexopia